What to get the guy for his birthday who has everything, including an Audi A5? The shake weight of course. Professor Eun demonstrates how it’s done.
Countess LuAnn’s ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class’: The Music Video. So this is the death of autotune Jay-Z prophesized about. Sorry Countess LuAnn, but money apparently can’t buy you a better voice either. You need to upgrade your producers. Ow, my ears. So NOT #freshfriday. Source: Huffington Post
RT @macstoriesnet: BREAKING: Twitter for iPhone Goes Live http://mcstr.net/9QmLz9 Tip @Techmeme
First Came the Tweets, and Then the Sitcom - http://nyti.ms/bN3A0B @shitmydadsays (Yeah, Justin!!)
time to PROVE it! RT @UCLAAthletics: Blog: Norm Chow Rated Nation’s No. 3 Offensive Coordinator http://dlvr.it/13nkV
Yay!! Best paninis I’ve ever had! RT @eaterla: Santino’s Hybrid Cuisine Sprouts in Venice http://eater.cc/biU2Tg
But I’m loving Nas & Damian Marley’s Distant Relatives (thx @brianguyen!). ♫Tribal War♫ http://bit.ly/932vQy
Oooh…a fashionista’s social media dream job! With the up (or down) side being working for Kim Kardashian. :| http://bit.ly/c5ONNC
I don’t want to think of Stringer Bell as a dancehall musician. #crossoverfail http://bit.ly/cIlrvr (via @thehoodnerd)
who’s there? RT @jesus: Knock knock.
RT @slickdeals: Nike Store Clearance + additional 20% off code http://j.mp/9wHgfB
The barista likes my tie! (@ Starbucks Coffee) http://4sq.com/5QQRdU
ooh thx! RT @ayogist: @mikster the brentwood 5K is later this month. it’s a popular race that runs down san vicente http://bit.ly/9mfpIi
At current rate, double by series finale. RT @sportsguy33: Exctly how many ppl has Jack Bauer killed entire “24” series? Over-under: 725.
ouchiewawa! dang. RT @ebrewer: damn delonte west! did you REALLY sleep with bron bron’s mother?! during the biggest moment of his LIFE!?
3 tweets in a row about Craig Sager’s suit. Must have been a sight to see. #lakers #suns
RT @jlaun: Kareem & Rick Fox at Dancing with the Stars tonight instead of Laker game? Not mad, just jealous. DWTS semis > NBA semis any day.
Have you seen the “Best Cry Ever”? http://bit.ly/a2HPqe Well now there’s an auto-tune remix! http://bit.ly/dfawz2 (yes, i feel heartless)
Not really a fan of Jake Gyllenhaal, but for those who are: free Daily Candy screening of Prince of Persia http://bit.ly/94mfR4
Any runners have a 10k local race recommendation for May/June? In need of one…
Benedryl is kicking in. Woooo…..oooooo!
yes, rightfully so. RT @kaigongroup: Got ego? RT @RSP: Chad Ochocinco Offers $10,000 to One Millionth Twitter Follower http://bit.ly/9Nq3dq
me too. sad face. RT @danuyemura: DailyMile just emailed to let me know I logged 0 miles in 0 workouts last week. #awesome
Hmmm…to trust or not to trust? http://www.reclaimprivacy.org/facebook
So proud of my digital protégé @digitaLApps. Baby’s first mayorship! (cc: @tristanwalker) http://twitpic.com/1ono3i
not a frap fan, but it’s a start! RT @mashable: Mayors of Starbucks Now Get Discounts Nationwide with Foursquare - http://bit.ly/aTSkr0
I just ousted @leenla as the mayor of MashON HQ on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/5kpx91
Whoa. A+ service does exist! @MendocinoFarms in MDR just comp’d my food because they were having register issues. Thanks Mario!
she’s a bad mama jama. or BAMF. probably both. RT @notorias: 17.06 miles today. My running groove is coming back. No time to waste now.
Got my tie for Tie Tuesday! If I were a dude, I’d be looking sharp ev-er-y-day.
Jealous. RT @arainert: U eat like a king at the 5th ave St fair - oysters,ribs,lobster rolls,sushi. No need to mess w/ standard street fare
RT @cjlorusso: LA well repped in Forbes’ list of America’s Most Wired Food Trucks (ziggy’s wagon badge hotspots) http://bit.ly/cvm2vS
Girls just wanna have fun!
Mayor gets 50% off their tab??? Say what? (@ The Tipsy Crow w/ 5 others) http://4sq.com/a93zSE
Gaslamp is BANANAS! Poppin off like it’s a holiday weekend. Where did my low key beach city go?
I am 2 for 2 with bachelorette party playlists in back to back yrs. Avail for hire if needed. “Put your freakum dress on!” Holllaaaaa!
Yessir!! Mainly because the bachelorette will throw me over the railing if I say otherwise! RT @jlaun: @mikster go Padres!
What do I dislike more than ignorant fans? Belligerent drunk fans. Stop kicking me in the head, you dumb broad. Don’t make me get ghetto.
I’m at Petco Park (100 Park Blvd, San Diego) w/ 22 others. http://4sq.com/4UzXjV
I just unlocked the “Babysitter” badge on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/aiJPNA
Chanting that the opposing team sucks, when they’re in first place in your division, is the most ignorant chant ever. I hate dumb fans.
For my 30th birthday, all I want is one of the massage chairs they have here. Pretty please. (@ Nail Care And Spa) http://4sq.com/bYqZgi
Ordering pizza by the slice…at a tequila bar. Interesting…. (@ The Lime) http://4sq.com/a0YvdF